Punctuation Jokes: A Collection of Hilarious Puns

What do you call a comma that's at the end of a sentence?

A period!

What kind of punctuation mark do turtles use?

A shell-semicolon!

Why did the period get lost in the forest?

Because it didn't know where to put its full stop!

What do you get when you cross a hyphen and a question mark?

A dash of confusion!

Why was the apostrophe embarrassed?

Because it had lost its letter!

What do you call a question mark that's always angry?

A cross-question!

Why did the colon get a job in the circus?

Because it was a great ringmaster!

What kind of punctuation mark do you use to describe a hungry person?

An exclamation point!

What do you call a semicolon that's always procrastinating?

A semi-almost-colon!

Why did the comma and the period get married?

Because they were the best sentence-makers!